Strop Yet? Patch

Let’s cut to the chase (pun absolutely intended): your blade is duller than your uncle’s third retelling of that one fishing story. But don’t worry—this patch is here to ask the question you’ve been avoiding with the intensity of a half-finished carving and a cup of room-temp coffee: “Strop Yet?”

This sew-on / iron-on embroidered masterpiece isn’t just a patch—it’s a call to action. A polite-but-firm intervention. A silent, judgmental whisper from your apron that says, “Buddy, you’re not slicing wood—you’re bruising it.”

Designed for flannels, aprons, tool rolls, backpacks, and emotional baggage, the “Strop Yet?” patch is made with high-quality stitching and just the right amount of sass. Whether you’re a seasoned stropping evangelist or someone who still “forgets” to maintain your edge until your knife skips across the basswood like a skipping stone of shame, this patch belongs on your person.

Key Features:

• Premium embroidery: crisp, clean, and sharper than your current edge

• Iron-on or sew-on: for flexible application across your fabric kingdom

• Subtle size, maximum shade: just enough to trigger introspection

• Built to survive woodchips, sweat, and misplaced leather belts

• 100% judgment-free* (*This is a lie. It’s judging you hard.)

Put it front and center or sneak it onto the inside of your carving apron—either way, it’s going to work its way into your conscience like a nagging inner voice in thread form. Perfect for gifting to that friend whose blade you borrowed once and immediately regretted. Or for yourself, if you're finally ready to admit that your “good edge” is now mostly just “vaguely pointy.”

Bonus: Patch does not come with a strop. Or forgiveness. You’ll have to earn those the old-fashioned way—with leather, compound, and humility.