This isn’t just a shirt. This is a broadcast signal.
A wearable declaration that says, “Yes, I carve wood. Yes, I’m excited about it. No, I will not calm down.”

When you put on the @JohnnyTheLayton High Energy WoodCarving Tutorials tee, you’re not just starting a carving session—you’re stepping onto the stage of your very own small-town ESPN highlight reel, where every chip that falls is a triumph and every clean cut deserves slow-motion replay.

This is the shirt worn by workshop hype men, basswood berserkers, and that one guy at the meetup who says “Alright listen up” right before dropping the best tip you’ve heard all month. It’s the uniform of anyone who has ever shouted “STROP!” like it was a battle cry.

Crafted from a premium, ultra-comfortable poly-cotton blend that’s softer than a freshly stropped knife edge and cooler than a shop fan set to level 3, this shirt is built for long carving sessions, sawdust poetry, and high-energy tutorial binges at 2AM.

Key Features:

• Breathable, moisture-wicking fabric: keeps you feeling fresh even when you're deep into carving that beard texture

• Athletic fit: highlights forearms that may or may not have been obtained from actual carving (we won’t tell)

• Bold & clean @JohnnyTheLayton print: makes strangers say, “Wait, woodcarving is a thing?”and then you hit them with the gospel

• Workshop-approved softness: comfy enough to fall asleep in after telling yourself “just one more cut” at 11:58PM (Put the knife away!!)

Wear it in the shop, on camera, at the carving club, or to the grocery store where a confused cashier will ask what woodcarving is, and suddenly it’s a 40-minute conversation about grain direction.

Warning:
May cause spontaneous tutorial energy bursts, improved knife control, and a noticeable increase in “Okay now this is the last cut” optimism.