One Man Carving Club Patch

Finally, a patch that perfectly sums up your social life and your splintered soul.

Introducing the “One Man Carving Club” sew-on/iron-on patch—a beautifully stitched declaration of your proud, solitary craftsmanship. No meetings. No dues. No awkward icebreakers or forced potlucks. Just you, a half-finished gnome head, and that one knife you keep promising to sharpen “soon.”

This isn’t just a patch—it’s a lifestyle emblem. It’s for those late nights alone in the garage muttering “just one more cut,” for the people whose idea of a wild Friday night is cleaning up curlies with a shop vac. It’s for the solitary sculptor who knows the only true committee worth joining is the internal one debating whether or not to restart the project for the third time.

Stitched with high-quality thread strong enough to survive sap, blood, and the crushing weight of perfectionism, this patch can be ironed or sewn onto jackets, carving aprons, flannels, tote bags, or even your favorite shop towel that you “definitely plan to wash eventually.”

Key Features:

• Durable embroidery for long-term introverted flexing

• Iron-on and sew-on—because even lone wolves need options

• Clean, bold design that screams “don’t talk to me, I’m in the zone”

• Fits perfectly on the sleeve of your solitude or the pocket of your peace

• Great for: aprons, jackets, backpacks, or declaring dominance at carving meetups you never actually attend

Bonus: Wearing this patch may cause others to respect your mysterious loner energy, or at least stop asking if you “do commissions.” (You don’t. You're working on you.)

So go ahead. Join the club. Be the president. Be the treasurer. Be the guy who forgot to bring snacks again. Because in this carving club, there’s only one member—and he’s busy making magic out of basswood.