Whittle Faith Patch

Let’s face it—carving isn’t just a hobby. It’s a calling. A sacred journey of blood, sweat, and shavings. And now, with this finely stitched badge of honor, you can literally wear your devotion on your sleeve.

Presenting the “Oh Ye of Whittle Faith” patch: a beautifully embroidered beacon of hope, patience, and totally unreasonable confidence in your ability to turn a small block of basswood into something vaguely humanoid. Whether you're whittling wizards, busting out busts, or just staring deeply into the grain wondering where it all went wrong—this patch has your back. (Or your chest. Or your tool roll. We don’t judge.)

Made with high-quality thread, this patch is tough enough to survive dull knives, dropped gouges, and spiritual crises in the middle of a bad carve. You can sew it on like a purist or iron it on like a modern miracle—either way, it sticks around longer than your last attempt at a clean knife roll.

Key Features:

• Premium embroidered detail: as crisp as your first slice into fresh basswood

• Iron-on and sew-on capable: because some of us have faith and commitment issues

• Bold, legible text that says, “Yes, I have a knife in my pocket—and it’s emotional support.”

• Size: Just big enough to say something… without yelling

• Pairs perfectly with flannel, denim, canvas aprons, and quiet spiritual reflection

Stick this on your gear and let the world know: you’re not just carving wood. You’re carving your destiny. One cautious cut at a time. Because in this shop, we don’t need plans—we have whittle faith.

Bonus: May grant +2 to carving precision and +10 to patience with your project (but only if you chant “one more cut” three times while applying it).