I Make Wood Chips Sticker

Let’s be honest for a second: not every carving ends up as a masterpiece. Some become wizards. Some become spoons. And some? Well... some become beautiful little piles of denial and Woodchips.

Enter the “I Make Wood Chips” sticker. Bold. Honest. Slightly passive-aggressive. And proudly printed on durable, weatherproof vinyl that’ll survive just about everything short of a full-on belt sander incident.

This sticker is a humble, hilarious badge of honor for anyone who’s ever spent three hours working on a tiny face, only to sneeze, slip, and suddenly have an “abstract” piece. Whether you’re a whittling a one eared wizard, a spoon, or just aggressively stabbing a block of basswood with vibes and hope—this sticker is your truth.

Key Features:

• Thick, high-quality vinyl: weatherproof, shop-proof, and critique-proof

• Glossy finish that gleams like a freshly stropped edge

• Sticks to toolboxes, workbenches, water bottles, laptops, and that one drawer full of broken carving attempts

• Clean, bold design that says, “Yes, I make art… but mostly shavings”

• Peels clean if you decide to rebrand as “shaving-based performance artist”

Perfect for carvers of all levels—whether you’re a seasoned wood wizard or a beginner just learning that “against the grain” is a lesson, not a suggestion. It’s also an excellent conversation starter (or ender) at carving meetups, hardware stores, or family dinners where someone dares to ask, “So what do you actually do with all that wood?”

Great For:

• Toolboxes you pretend are organized

• Water bottles that double as strop weights

• Notebooks full of dreams and gnomes that never made it

• Any flat surface within 10 feet of your carving zone

Bonus: May reduce carving-related ego inflation and increase self-awareness in the presence of particularly judgmental squirrels.