Super Glue Certified Professional Sticker

Are you the person people call when something breaks, snaps, cracks, or catastrophically disassembles into 14 irregular pieces? Do you instinctively reach for the super glue before you even try to understand what happened? Have you ever bonded two fingers together so thoroughly you briefly considered starting a new life as a lobster?

Congratulations. You’re now officially certified.

The “Super Glue Certified Professional” sticker is your bold, shiny badge of chaotic expertise—printed on thick, weatherproof vinyl and ready to permanently (or at least semi-permanently) adhere to whatever surface isn’t already covered in hardened drips of adhesive. It’s the ultimate statement piece for makers, carvers, DIYers, and anyone who has ever confidently declared “I got this” while ignoring the warning label on the glue bottle.

Key Features:

• High-quality, weatherproof vinyl: because accidents don’t stop just because it’s raining

• Glossy finish that reflects light and your questionable repair history

• Strong adhesive—obviously

• Peels clean if you ever try to pretend like you “actually know what you’re doing”

• Bold lettering to let others know you're either dangerously skilled... or just dangerous

Stick it on your toolbox. Your shop apron. Your laptop. Your carving bench. Your bandaid box. Anywhere your chaotic genius manifests. Because this isn’t just a sticker—it’s a lifestyle certification. One that says: “If I can’t fix it with glue, it’s officially beyond human technology.”

Great For:

• Toolboxes (especially the drawer with 7 half-empty glue tubes)

• Workbenches that have more hardened glue spots than workbench

• Laptops and water bottles—because branding matters

• Carving Nooks, failed projects, and mysterious wooden pieces you swear used to be part of something

• Gifting to that one friend who’s single-handedly keeping the glue industry in business

Bonus: Wearing or displaying this sticker may result in unsolicited repair requests, increased finger-sticking incidents, and a slight boost in chaotic confidence.