Oh Ye of Whittle Faith Sticker

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who don't believe in miracles, and those who believe, yet also believe they can turn a 2x2 block of basswood into a caricature bust with nothing but a dull knife and a dangerously high level of confidence.

This sticker is for the latter.

The “Oh Ye of Whittle Faith” sticker is your official membership badge in the Sacred Order of Delusional Optimism in your own carving capabilities. Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl and steeped in equal parts reverence and ridiculousness, this sticker clings to whatever surface you choose with more conviction than your last doomed attempt at carving hands.

With its clean, bold lettering and soft spiritual glow (okay, it’s just a nice glossy finish, but still), this sticker radiates the kind of energy only known to people who’ve stared into a blank block of wood and whispered, “There’s a tiny wizard inside this. I just have to set him free.”

Key Features:

• Glossy finish so smooth, even your strop is jealous

• Strong adhesive: will outlast your attention span and at least three abandoned projects

• Peels cleanly if you finally accept you're just making kindling

• Perfect size to bless your tool tote, water bottle, laptop, sketchbook, or pew (if your church has a carving ministry, and if not you should start one!)

Whether you're a front-porch philosopher, a garage monk, or a kitchen-table whittler with more ambition than accuracy, this sticker says what we’re all thinking: “I have absolutely no idea how this is going to turn out… but I believe.”

Great For:

• Toolboxes (where knives go to think)

• Water bottles (where your soul goes to hydrate)

• Laptops (where you pretend to Google “carving tips” and end up watching cats in boxes)

• Sketchbooks, workbenches, your car window, or the inside of your bible for extra spiritual guidance

Bonus: May increase your patience, boost chip clarity, and ward off the soul-crushing despair of accidentally carving your latest roughouts face clean off.