Strop Yet Sticker

You’ve got the wood. You’ve got the knife. You’ve got the confidence of a man who hasn’t checked his edge in nine projects. And now, thanks to the “Strop Yet” sticker, you’ve also got a passive-aggressive little square of truth staring you down from across the bench.

This isn’t just a sticker. It’s a moral compass. A silent coach. A judgmental vinyl ghost whispering, “That cut could’ve been cleaner if you’d just taken a few moments to strop.” Printed on premium, waterproof, workshop-hardened vinyl, the “Strop Yet” sticker is designed to stick to your gear and your conscience with equal tenacity.

Slap it on your toolbox. Slap it on your strop (how meta). Slap it on your forehead if you must. Just put it somewhere you’ll see it before hacking away at another innocent block of basswood like you’re carving with a rusty garden spade.

Key Features:

• Durable, weatherproof vinyl that can survive blood, sweat, tears, and linseed oil

• Glossy finish that catches the light—and your guilt

• Strong adhesive that clings harder than your bad carving habits

• Bold, no-nonsense lettering that says what your edge wants to scream

• Peels clean if you ever decide to pretend you’ve evolved beyond reminders (you haven’t)

Whether you're a carving veteran or a beginner who thinks “stropping” is just fancy sandpaper stuff, this sticker is here to nudge, remind, and mock—lovingly, of course. It’s also a perfect gift for that one buddy who keeps showing you their “finished piece” that looks like it was gnawed by a raccoon.

Great For:

• Toolboxes that need more judgment

• Workbenches covered in wood chips

• Water bottles (hydration and humiliation—two key carving fuels)

• Notebooks, sketchpads, and places you keep your dreams

• Your actual strop, because nothing says “I care” like being called out by your own tools

Bonus: May increase edge retention, reduce carving-related swearing, and silently impress everyone at carving meetups who know what a properly honed blade should look like.

(Johnny's note, I could fit two stickers on here, so why wouldn't I?!)